Every September, we celebrate Labor Day with parades, cookouts, and a well-deserved extra day of rest. But behind the long weekend is a powerful story about the labor movement in America and the rights workers fought hard to secure.
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Holiday weekends are supposed to be a time for rest, family, and celebration — not dealing with a workplace injury. But accidents can happen anytime, and if you’re hurt on the job just before a holiday, it’s important to know that your rights under Ohio Workers’ Compensation law don’t take a vacation.
Laughing in the Hearing Room, the Courtroom & Beyond: Celebrating National Tell a Joke Day8/15/2025 At the Law Offices of Kurt M. Young, we know that workers’ compensation cases are serious matters — but even lawyers need to smile now and then. That’s why we’re celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16 with a few good-natured lawyer jokes and even a few at Kurt’s expense.
So first some Dad level humor about workplaces “Why did the worker take a ladder to work? Because they were going to the next level.” Lawyer humor has been around almost as long as lawyers themselves. It’s part of how we keep the human side of the profession alive — a reminder that behind every brief, hearing, or motion, there’s a real person who enjoys a good laugh. Here are a few of our favorites: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more. How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three — the rest are true stories. Why don’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. And again, we can’t leave the boss out of this. Kurt was appointed in 2017 to Toledo City Council and ran to stay on, spoiler alert, he doesn’t win. But as a part of the process the boss did spin some comedy gold. Toledo City Paper decided to have a talent show for the candidates. And Kurt can’t sing, he can’t dance, he can’t play a musical instrument with any skill. So he did a quick standup comedy routine. Here’s the introduction, and yes it’s all about mocking himself: Hello, for those of you who don't know me, and based on the Primary outcome that's 90% of you, I'm Kurt Young I've always wanted to find a way to be more likable and respected than a lawyer and politician, so I thought stand up comedian had to be in there, right? And if you believe Johnny Hildo, I'll need a new second job come January, so I'm trying out my first set tonight. Then again, my friend Opal Covey, did say that just as soon as she finds those votes that got stolen from her, she's going to find mine, so I'm a fine, right? I did have some folks, including Johnny Hildo ask me what made me think that a balding, geeky, middle aged white guy had a chance of succeeding in Toledo politics. Well that's easy, one word, Wade! As you can see, Kurt as a passable comic, but we can assure you he is a better lawyer. We may laugh at ourselves, but we never take our clients’ cases lightly. If you’ve been injured at work in Ohio and need help navigating the workers’ compensation system, we’re here for you. In the meantime — happy National Tell a Joke Day! Got a good lawyer joke? Drop it in the comments below and let’s share a laugh together. As teachers gear up for a new school year, it’s not just lesson plans and supply lists that deserve attention, your safety matters, too.
I have been instructor at Stautzenberger College, and the University of Toledo College of Law and come from a long line of teachers, paraprofessionals and staff. So those who teach and support those who do are near and dear to my heart. Every year, educators experience preventable injuries on the job, often due to slips, lifting, or overuse. Here are a few practical tips, from doctors, ergonomics experts, and me, someone who has been helping protect teachers and paraprofessionals for over three decades. So as you head back to work, keep in mind as you head back to the classroom, so you can avoid having to hire us: 1. Lift Smart, Not Hard - Whether you're unpacking supplies or rearranging desks: Bend at the knees, not the waist. Keep items close to your body. Don’t be afraid to ask for help when something is too heavy or awkward to move alone. 2. Watch for Slips and Trips: Hallways and classrooms can get cluttered quickly: Keep walkways clear of cords, boxes, and backpacks. Wear comfortable, supportive footwear with good grip. Be especially careful when floors are being cleaned or waxed. That’s need so our amazing maintenance professionals can protect the floors and keep our schools safe, but yes, we have clients from these kinds of falls. - 3. Ergonomics Matter: Grading papers or typing lessons for hours can take a toll: Use adjustable chairs and maintain good posture. Alternate between sitting and standing if possible. Take micro-breaks every 30–60 minutes to stretch and reset. Your eyes and your back will thank you. 4. Protect Your Voice and Energy; Teachers are vocal performers like athletes, actors and singers: Stay hydrated and avoid shouting across the room. Use microphones or amplification systems when available. Don’t skip meals—energy crashes lead to mistakes and injuries. 5. Know Your Rights: You’re eligible for the protections of the Ohio Workers’ Compensation system even if you weren’t working at the exact minute, you got hurt. Wear & tear injuries, slips and falls on the way or out of the building, and even accidental injuries you caused to yourself are eligible for benefits. Report the injury promptly, follow your school or district’s established reporting procedures and ask for a copy, if there is a video file, get a copy immediately, it will disappear later if you don’t, go bet medical treatment at your choice of BWC certified doctors, and get advice from a qualified workers’ compensation attorney in your city, not someplace hours away. |
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